249.5: Steve's Big Job Interview

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2017

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Steve thought he was heading to Gav and Joe's office for a simple Regular Features goodtime recording party sesh. Little did he know that he would soon be amidst the most grueling, invasive job interview of his absolutely tiny life, and might be dead before it was all over. Also, I think we miscounted how many episodes we had to go before the big 250 live show, so just shut up about it.

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0:00.0	Welcome to episode 249.5B. B of your curriculum in regular features. You joined us in the
0:09.6	slubrious confines of the IGN main meeting room, number one meeting room, not the second
0:16.4	smaller one, which is over there. It's actually telling us about the boardroom. Is this the board room?
0:21.6	We don't have a board.
0:22.5	It's what the board meets.
0:23.8	The board?
0:24.1	We don't have a board.
0:26.0	Don't tell.
0:27.3	No, he needs to know.
0:28.3	Don't tell me what we don't have a board.
0:29.7	He'll need to know soon.
0:31.2	I'm learning so much about IGN.
0:32.8	IGN is the workplace of Joe Scrabbles and Gav Murphy. Hello, but not.
0:38.4	Two-fifths of the regular features podcast.
0:42.0	A comedy podcast that's now coming to life from the beating corporate heart of two-fifths of our
0:48.6	workplaces, the IGN boardroom.
0:51.7	I'm going to keep saying it several different ways that are really six in.
1:11.4	But you don't work here? I don't work here. No. I've never been here. And you were quite reluctant to allow me to come here. For reasons, I never could quite grasp. I don't get it. Because we do an air of professionalism. I always think you're going to come in. I'm wearing a riding on the back of your Pegasus
1:13.0	Shut off a professionalism, I would think you're going to come in. I'm wearing a riding on the back of your Pegasus.
1:13.9	Shirt off.
1:16.0	I'm wearing a shirt.
1:17.8	Is that not enough?
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