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Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2019

⏱️ 109 minutes

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0:00.0	Mr. Schneeble?
0:02.0	Okay, start open.
0:04.0	It's hard to be silent.
0:07.0	I know.
0:08.0	All right, go, go, go.
0:10.0	Mr. Schneeble?
0:12.0	Yeah, hey, what's up?
0:14.0	I don't think I should be in the band.
0:16.0	Why not?
0:18.0	I'm not cool enough.
0:19.0	People in bands are cool. I'm not cool.
0:21.0	I'm not cool.
0:22.0	Dude, you are cool. I'm not cool. Dude, you are cool.
0:24.2	The way you play?
0:25.2	Why do you say you're not cool?
0:27.0	Nobody ever talks to me.
0:29.3	Well, those days are over, buddy.
0:31.1	You can be the ugliest sad sack on the planet but if you're in a
0:33.7	rocking band you're the cat's pajamas you're the bees knees. Bees knees?
0:38.2	Bees knees? Yeah the bees knees. You'll be the most popular guy in school.
0:43.0	Okay, I'll do it.
0:45.0	Now listen, this is a big commitment.
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