26 - So there's this weather app...

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2019

⏱️ 100 minutes

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we got no food. we got no jobs. OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Check out our podcast fan account lol: https://www.instagram.com/ghostrunnerspod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can't still serve a purpose.
0:06.7	I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me?
0:09.2	Oh, where's the booze? I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.
0:17.0	Didn't even see it coming.
0:19.0	Oh, Harry? No. Harry? No.
0:23.0	Harry? Harry? Come on Harry.
0:26.0	No. No. Cheer up.
0:27.0	It gets worse, Lloyd.
0:29.0	My parakeepedee?
0:31.0	Yeah?
0:32.0	He's dead. Oh, man. Oh man, I'm sorry Harry. What happened? His head fell off. His head fell off. His head fell off?
0:43.4	His head fell off?
0:45.1	Yeah, he was pretty old.
0:47.2	Ugh.
0:49.2	That's it.
0:50.4	I've had it with this dump.
0:52.1	We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!
0:56.7	Okay, just calm down. What the heck are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
1:02.1	Yeah, you go where?
1:05.0	Where are we going to go?
1:06.0	I'll tell you where.
1:08.0	Some place warm.
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