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Ghostrunners

24 - Do You Enjoy Free Refills?

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Jake needs a deal negotiated and there's only one man for the job... Santorino McCluskey.  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You're ready, ready man.

0:02.0

We're gonna play some ball y'all, black its eye, black inside, black inside, black inside,

0:07.0

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

0:09.0

Yo, Pee, how many o'er'd your feet gonna get this season, bro?

0:12.0

You know, I ain't wanna brag Big Blue, but I figure on at least, uh,

0:15.0

thousand?

0:17.0

I want to brag.

0:18.0

Did I tell you all the white boys we're going to play for no brother?

0:20.0

Well, who need, no need it?

0:22.0

Oh! Here we go, here we go. Well who needs them, who needs them, baby?

0:25.0

From now on the Titans gonna be powered by soul power, bro,

0:31.0

bro. Mm, he says soul power. The coaches are coming in ominously. Put your hand down. You're smiling?

0:45.0

Yes, sir. Why are you smiling? Because I love football.

0:47.0

Football's fun?

0:48.0

Fun, sir. It's fun?

0:50.0

Yes.

0:51.0

You sure?

0:52.0

I think. Now you're thinking. First you smile, then you thinking. You think

0:56.5

football is still fun? Yes. Sir? Yes, no, sir. No?

1:03.0

It was fun.

1:04.0

Not anymore though, is it?

1:06.0

Not right now.

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