Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast. Do you want to know what episode it is? I know you do. You're hungry for numbers. Hungry. You're a big digital beast. It's episode 249 for your information. Oh, I'm going to cobble them up. If you're tuned to your I spy book of which regular features episode you listen to, just tick off 249 now. Yes. There you go. And what does that mean, though? It means.

Very soon.

Everyone on the podcast is going to... To die. From an overbloted 250 rammed right up. Too many podcasts. Too many episodes. We've been doing this forever. And that's fine. One of the people who comes in my pub went back to his hometown of Pembrokeshire. That's a county log. Oh, yeah. Yes, I know. But Pembrokeshire famously have pasted the regular features logo over every building and child. Well, his mate played him a podcast, said, listen to this. and he slowly had to come to terms with the fact

that he was listening to me.

Oh, wow. He didn't even know I did a podcast. That's great. I don't know. All right, Winty! How you doing? Winty! Shout out to Winty. Benbrookshire. Is it Winty, Bainbrookshire? Oh, fuck. Fuck. I've meant to remember the name of the guy who played him a podcast.

Oh, Winty and Co.

No.

I'm... phone book show. Oh, fuck. I've meant to remember the name of the guy who played him a podcast.

Oh, Winty and Co. No. I'm basically, thank you very much. Lovely. You're a lovely bloke,

wherever you are. But it's just me and log this week on our beloved podcast that we've been doing

for actually forever. Steve is not here, although he did have some amazing japes at the party that we did last weekend. No, Steve was on fucking amazing form. Steve was... He's an amazing drunk, isn't he? It's just a fantastic drunk. It's the drunk you want everywhere. Runs along a small area of grass with his hands above his head. Like he's never been happier before. He was taking photos as well.

At one point,

he was playing with my camera.

He was battered, but he was still taking photos. And I was looking at them. And they were like in focus. And they were in focus in like low light, wide aperture inside. And that's fucking hard. And he was doing it manually through the lens. It was like, that this is difficult, But he can still do it.

And I was like, this is amazing.

Was he making it all up?

Was he,

Did you only ever see him drink in profile

and he was just can still do it. And I was like, this is amazing. Was he, did you only ever see him drink in profile and it was just tipping it behind him? No, because what happened was, basically, he was just manually taking photographs of me and Reese and Laurie, and I was like, these are fucking good. And then my dad, I was like, oh, let's get a photo of the Lee's family together. And I was like, oh, who can use my camera? And I was, Steve, this was literally at a minute later, like a minute had passed at tops. And my brother went off to get Steve and he was like, oh, he's just at the bar, he'll be here in a minute. And then Steve comes to take the camera. And immediately starts wobbling to one side as soon as I hand the camera. And my dad's like, are you sure? this guy is going to take the photo and I was like no no no it's fine like he's really pissed

but he could pull it he just like, he just took loads of photos and they were awesome. Like, he can do this. He's like junk, but he can do it. And he was like, yep, yep. Took four photos and they said, look at these. Oh, they're great. They're great. and I looked at them and it's like, it was, it would have been impossible for us to be more out of focus.

And then basically, I said, something happened in those 60 seconds. I said to Steve, Steve, like, these can't, they're not, they're not good. And he's like, why? Why are they not good? I think they're good photos. Look,

they're good photos. And it was genuinely a little bit upset that I was like, these are not good

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