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The Basement Yard

#248 - You Ever Watch Cartoons Bang Each Other?

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Joe claims he sees colors in peoples names, he may have had TB at one point, suckable foods and cartoon porn, Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.5

Welcome back to the base menu our Danny how you do in pumpkin? What's up, baby girl?

0:09.6

I just made you hesitate today. I've flustered you a little bit

0:13.1

I don't know why I said that I had the fire back with the name. I was like oh no. I didn't even listen. What do you call me baby girl?

0:21.2

It just makes me feel so warm. I know always reminds me of fabulous those that baby girl

0:25.4

I know you situations

0:27.6

Yeah, have you ever called someone baby girl? Hell yeah you right multiple times. Oh

0:32.8

I have a female yeah like chicks. No, no, no, no, I was up baby girl. I don't have any to do that

0:39.9

I'm not that cool. No, no, I don't I don't think I have ever called someone shorty. Yes

0:47.1

That's good. Yeah, yeah, can you imagine me doing that? That's my shorty. So sorry

0:52.5

But I don't say shorty. I'll be like shouty shouty that you say it like fucking T.I. Yeah, yeah, yeah

0:58.6

Like I'm a shouty. Remember the movie atl

1:03.0

Do I

1:04.5

He takes like rips the chain off Lauren London's like get up ahead you ain't front of her

1:10.7

Dude what a time back then Mike Jones. They just wanted the roller skate. That was it

1:15.8

Do you know how big of a ying-yang fans? I was I?

1:19.5

Hello, if you were a Yang twins fan. I was if you weren't a fan of the Yang Yang twins like not not one party was cool

1:27.2

Dude literally like in eighth grade. I was just walking around the hall. It's going wait to see my dick a bitch

1:33.2

And then people are like what the fuck like I was just walking around whispering like all the time

1:37.6

You probably thought you were so cool too like while you're so cool. Yeah, whispering to people like wait to see my dick

1:44.2

Yeah, yo, do you remember when usher came out with yeah like the song yeah, yeah, and he goes

1:50.1

Peace up a town down when the first time he did that I was like yo peace and a

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