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The Basement Yard

#247 - I Like To Get Choked

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we talk about weird sex stuff, our dads doing illegal things, the evolution of porn & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:04.9

Welcome back to the basement yard. Danny has it gone today doing well doing well

0:10.6

Trying to not say good as much

0:13.7

Why you know like oh like I'm doing good

0:17.4

I'm good. It's supposed to be like I'm doing well

0:20.9

Trying to clean up my English and shit. Why you're going on like a royal tea party or some shit?

0:27.1

No, I really've had an epiphany that like I make myself sound very dumb

0:33.3

Yeah, but then I also arrived at another epiphany that I'm actually dumb

0:38.7

So you're just been like epiphanying all day, but I've had epiphany's this whole week. This has been a piphany week

0:45.5

Yeah, you know, so you just you just been a piphanying. Yeah, I've been a piphanying

0:50.8

All over the place. I've been a piphany. I'm at the peak of my epiphany's

0:54.9

Yeah, so like that's what that is. Yeah, but it's supposed to be oh another think you're dumb

1:00.6

You think you have a stupid vocabulary. I don't think I have like a stupid dude who dumb brain what what I think is like I

1:07.4

choose to be

1:09.0

dumb when I speak at

1:11.4

sometimes

1:12.6

Right, so like I'll say like me and Joe instead of Joe and I like all the time

1:18.9

So you think you're doing that purposefully or you just you are you dumb?

1:22.6

I think it started out as dumb or do you think you're so dumb that you can't even figure it out

1:29.0

I think I'm so dumb that it's hard for me to figure out honestly like

1:36.1

This is this is sad a thing about epiphany's because you have to take a deep look inside yourself and realize how fucking stupid you are

1:41.9

But you know, uh, I just think that it started out as a joke and then evolved into actual certified dumbness

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