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The Basement Yard

#249 - Brotherhood Of The Traveling Pants

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we discuss The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, the Loch Ness Monster and if Ebenezer Scrooge lived in Queens. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:05.5

Welcome back to the basement you are

0:08.5

Oh

0:09.7

No, no, I just had you know a bit of allergies or something. Well, but allergies

0:13.9

Yeah, I've had like the post nasal drip for like last four days. I just been clicking my throat. Have you ever done that?

0:20.6

Yeah, dude. I try to itch my throat by like smashing my ears. Oh, it's the worst. I'm just constantly

0:26.0

Yeah, I don't know what to do. I have to feel like a like that's how like

0:32.1

Baby chickens eat they just go like

0:34.1

And I try to do that the worst feeling in the world. It's been the last three fucking days

0:38.9

I'm driving myself crazy doing this. I just want to swallow a set of keys so I could like itch my throat

0:44.4

I'm just killing me. You ever move your atoms apple back and forth and like clicks

0:50.1

Whoa, oh

0:52.1

That's scary. Yeah, if you move it side to side. It's a weird sensation. Can you dislocate your throat? Yeah for sure probably

1:01.4

Yeah, for sure probably I have no idea

1:04.8

Dislocated Larry just cut to the chase. I don't want to I don't want to do the small talk anymore

1:08.2

I want to talk about the Loch Ness monster. Yeah, yeah, okay, because apparently the Loch Ness monster

1:13.4

If you guys don't know is like this mythical creature that somehow people are again pictures of and the size of like a continent

1:19.9

And it was in Ireland or some shit, but now we see new pictures of it a path maybe they could be doctored

1:28.2

I'm gonna

1:30.2

The way this year is going I have to say it's real I have to

1:33.8

No, the way this year is going it's gonna have to it'll crawl out onto land and eat a couple people

1:39.4

The only thing that can cap off this year the way it's supposed to is that if a bunch of aliens came and tried to take over

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