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#248: Spoiler Alert 4: Star Wars - The Force Awakens (@MikeBlackAttack, @SteveSimeone)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.66.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2015

⏱️ 139 minutes

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Summary

Mike Black and Steve Simeone met me at the Comedy Store and we talked about the new Star Wars. There's tons of spoilers in here so stay away if you want everything to be fresh. But it's really not that important. The movie was just fun anyway. It ain't like getting a spoiler for 6th Sense or the movie where the guy was a girl. This is the 4th in my series of spoiler alert podcasts. Check out the others if you can find them.

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0:00.0

Or what made you say yes to the light and mean and made me say no yeah, yeah, he was interested in learning

0:06.3

Kind of a rent at very least because when he sees him not fire on everyone yes

0:10.9

He's not of him then immediately the beginning of the film. He was like

0:15.1

Yes could have easily wiped him out right there right then

0:18.8

Didn't and he's still folk he's still holding that laser bolt in place. Yeah, he let it go all of that's going on

0:25.1

He's like huh, and you know, and I love on his ship

0:28.4

I thought that was such a great way to open the movie. I was like that's fucking amazing

0:31.8

You know and that one guy looked like Mike D'Amona me and I kept on laughing

0:38.0

Crutch and I'm making from fucking too much

0:41.1

Know what I do in it all points. Did you sell me to wander?

0:46.7

People I'm fearful I'm fearful of flying and flying is

0:49.9

Fifle of me

0:53.6

News

1:02.1

On this episode I wasn't gonna do one, but now I'm gonna do it. Hello everybody welcome to our issue girl skeptic

1:08.0

I'm already here

1:10.0

Quick intro on today's episode square alert for Star Wars

1:15.4

Me Mike Black one of the biggest nerds I know

1:19.4

And Steve Simone

1:21.4

I'll get

1:24.3

Okay, that pause just so you know I attempted to fart into the microphone

1:31.1

When the microphone got to my buttocks I quickly realized that

1:36.5

If I forced it out it was going to come out

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