#249: Boozapalooza (@GlitterCheese)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2016

⏱️ 173 minutes

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Summary

Liza Treyger had me over to talk about alcohol. It wasn't one of those cry-about-it podcasts. This was a celebration of booze. Liza is good at drinking. Really good. Better than me for sure. So we talked about alcohol and how fun it is, and we talked about how awful Jews are, and probably a bunch more stuff that pot won't let me remember.

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0:00.0	I got arrested all the time.
0:01.9	Kick out of socks games constantly.
0:03.9	I ran into a parade and yelled at the governor
0:05.7	of the St. Patrick's Day parade once
0:07.2	and had to be like run away from secret service people.
0:10.5	Wait, why did you get arrested?
0:11.7	What did you get arrested?
0:12.6	I fucking ran away, I did.
0:15.0	What did you get arrested for?
0:16.2	Oh, I've been arrested a lot,
0:17.1	but it's like for drinking, blacking out
0:18.6	and just being violent, nuts, passing out,
0:21.1	taking clothes off, fucking random people.
0:24.4	Drugs, drug girls, drug girls, drug girls, drug girls.
0:38.4	Drugs, drugs, cover, couple of heart attacks.
0:41.0	Drugs, drugs, drugs are unusually mild.
0:44.0	A drug boy is hidden in pace with a pedophile.
0:47.8	Drugs, drugs, drugs are boringly wild.
0:51.0	Drugs, drugs, drugs can invitations for nations.
0:55.2	Wow.
0:57.2	Peyton Manning, they thought you had to be done.
1:00.2	I thought I was never going to take another snap, Nana Fell.
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