#247: Mickey D's (@TheMikeLawrence)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

Diaz, Shrooms, Comic, Ari, Duncan, Shafir, Segura, Squad, Chappell, Store, Tomsegura, Rogan, Shaffir, Mushroom, Arishaffir, Sceptic, Skankfest, Freak, Skeptictank, Trussell, Los, Bryant, Cellar, Shroomfest, Joe, Tom, Burr, Bertkreischer, Tank, Comedy, Septic, Freakparty, Arithegreat, Joey, Kreischer, Billburr, Punchdrunk, Skeptic, Legionofskanks, Comedian, Thisisnothappening, Joerogan, Party, Allthingscomedy, Death, Podcast, Deathsquad, Comedy Interviews, Earwolf, Topic, Standup, Kobe

4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2015

⏱️ 137 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Mike Lawrence worked at McDonalds. For, like, a long time. I mean years. I know, right? So this episode is all about that. He came over to my apartment on his way home from his new writing job on Inside Amy Schumer (out in April) and we talked about all things Mickey D's. I know it's the cliched restaurant for a terrible job, but after you hear this episode you'll realize that cliches are around for a reason. It sounds awful.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is when Hurricane Wilma happened.
0:01.9	Yeah.
0:02.9	It was the first time I ever had to be in a hurricane shelter.
0:05.5	And I remember seeing all of these fucking
0:10.4	McDonald's customers that were there.
0:13.4	And they knew me from there.
0:14.4	And this woman who had been mean to me for so many years
0:18.0	was just one of the people also in the shelter.
0:20.5	And I remember just like thinking like,
0:23.1	you know, you're just as fucking weak as the rest of us.
0:25.5	To all be petty special souls, let us choose
0:29.7	Twinkles on and on, that is a petty special soul.
0:32.8	Splash, cheers, please,
0:34.7	tiny special soul,
0:35.8	that is jeez,
0:36.9	Twinkles on and on,
0:38.4	that is a special soul.
0:40.0	Splash, cheers, please,
0:41.6	tiny special soul,
0:43.2	that is jeez,
0:44.5	and the jovial things that is special souls.
0:47.3	This tastes into good time
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Ari Shaffir, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Ari Shaffir and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.