Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello, welcome to a very special episode of Beach Shoes, Sandy Water, Too Wet, podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.

My name is Zandi.

Hi, I'm Christine.

We are going to be reading some of our favorite reviews from our tour this year.

Sorry, continue.

No, you seem like you have something important to say. No, I'm just excited because there are so many that as we were doing the shows, I was like, man, this would be perfect for the show. Yeah. It was so fun, we got to share it with the people we shared them with, but I'm glad we can, I don't know, give at least everyone else a taste. Yeah. And just so you all know, we did manage to get one of our shows recorded.

That was DC.

Yes.

And that was our finale show and one of our favorites.

And we are going to be posting that to Patreon. Yes.

Not only recorded filmed.

Yeah.

So we're not bringing any DC reviews today just because that will already be up or that will be up at some point on Patreon this month. So if you want, you know, more and you want to see it in action and the audience response, you can go to our Patreon. Patreon.com slash B. Shusandy. Otherwise, we'll give you a little teaser from the different cities we went to before DC.

Yeah.

You want to get us started with, do you have anything from Tempe, Arizona?

So the thing that I have from Tempe is not a traditional review.

But sure, I'll start with it.

It wasn't a traditional show.

That's right.

And I feel like this probably gives the best insight into how chaotic our tour really was.

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