#246: Phish Heads (@MikeFinoia)

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🗓️ 7 December 2015

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

Mike Finoia came to my apartment to talk about being a dirty hippie who followed Phish on the road from gig to gig. We also got into his trip to the "final" Grateful Dead concert ever in Chicago last year. I accidentally recorded it on ambient mode so it sounds kind of like a radio station from the '90s. But it's a fun episode full of drugs, music, and smelly vans. Oh, and I take my fertility test in the intro and outro.

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0:00.0	Finally they're like they're searching through the vehicle. They find that dude's bag with like the hockey bag with like
0:07.4	Everything and the cops went bananas. They were like what the fuck is that like freaked out now?
0:13.6	They're like getting serious. They're like calling for backup like that's an enormous bust, you know, so the guys like
0:20.6	You know who is this?
0:22.2	He's like I need to know who this is and the guy wasn't fessin up
0:30.0	It's never boring. Torin. Torin. Torin. Torin. Torin. Oh, baby Torin
0:38.6	Especially with your favorite gear
0:41.6	Torin. Torin.
0:42.6	All of it
0:47.2	Ladies and gentlemen welcome to our eShaphear skeptic tank
0:53.0	How are you guys
0:56.0	Can you hear this mile my face? I just jizzed in a cup. I'm gonna test see how fertile I am
1:02.4	You got to jizz in this cup and then you got to wait 20 minutes to says to give you all these rules
1:09.9	The gigantos first of all they said they need every drop
1:13.6	They take every drop it says
1:15.6	Exactly at the bottom of the raised frosted line. I don't know anyway
1:29.2	Yeah, I'm gonna test see out in fertile. I am hopefully very infertile I
1:33.6	Think most people buy this to see if they are fertile, but why would you want that?
1:38.6	So on today's episode of the skeptic tank I talked to a guy who traveled around with fish
1:46.6	Fucking grateful dead style
1:48.6	But with fish. What's the difference you might say I might say the same thing. I have no idea it seemed I whenever I grew up
1:54.7	It's always seemed like fish was just an extension of grateful dead people
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