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Now, here comes your Smodko podcast.

Hey, it's your old buddy Bri here with Ming Chen to tell you about Nature Box.

We're broadcasting from Houston. Where the hell are we? The Hilton Gardens Hotel.

Ming, what do you think about the Hilton Gardens?

I hope you enjoy seeing my waterfall as much as I do.

Well, it's a pretty nice waterfall, but is it yours?

You're crazy, man?

Well, I don't know that I'm crazy.

It's only common sense?

I would say that common sense is ordering from naturebox.com slash T-E-S-D.

Have some guts. Make a decision. What do you mean, like, decide? senses ordering from naturebox.com slash TESD.

Have some guts. Make a decision.

What do you mean like decide between jalapeno white cheddar popcorn, pistachio power clusters,

Big Island pineapple?

You are loser. Get out of my way.

I wasn't aware I was in your way.

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