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Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

#246: Murder, least foul, in Tell ‘Em Steve Dave Town

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Crime rears its ugly head in Tell ‘em Steve Dave Town! When it turns out the victim is a narcissistic, unlikable tool, what citizen WOULDN’T fall suspect to murder, least foul?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, folks, trustworthy fact, Kevin Smith, before we start casting the pods, man, let me try to sell you something first, okay? Do you like me? Do you like my friends, Jason Mews, Ralph Garman? Then guess what? We're coming to a town near you, man. We're coming your way, man. Come see a Smodco show. Tickets at c-smod.com. That's s e-es-m-od.com. Now, if you can't come to one of our shows, you're like, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

0:03.1

How am I supposed to support this two-bit operation? Well, how about you kick back in your home with some family and friends and loved ones and play Monopoly? Jay and Silent Bob strike back monopoly. That's right, man. You can buy from jen, silent bob.com, The Home of the Secret Stash, right there online, a signed edition of Jane Silent Bob Strike Back Monopoly. Me and Muse sign it, man, Jason Mews, Jay himself, me, Silent Bob. And the parts are real fun, man, they got a little cock knocker, a little fist, little Suzanne, little Bluntmobile.

0:56.7

It's crazy, man.

0:58.0

Get your hands on it.

0:59.6

Get drunk, get stone, and play a round of Jay and Silent Bob Strikeback Monopoly.

1:04.3

Available, signed by me and Jason Muse at jensylibob.com.

1:08.4

Now, here comes your Smodco podcast. Tell him, Steve Dave, is recorded on the Zoom H6.

1:16.5

Zoom for creators.

1:19.0

Zoom!

1:20.1

Nice callback, Sagey.

1:22.3

Hey, Walt here. Just real quick, wanted to let you guys know that the small fistful of dollars score, that's right,

1:30.6

score, is now available on Van Camp. So you can have super high quality files of all your favorite

1:36.9

small fistful of dollar tunes. You get J-Sarges complete, uncut space battle.

1:46.4

And it's epic.

1:47.9

You get Cheryl Bayliss's opening song, the James Bond song theme.

1:52.9

And you get Aaron Rad's outro song.

1:56.7

It has lyrics by that same guy who wrote, I saw comics, the song, not the podcast.

2:04.6

And if you go on band camp right now and search a small fistful of dollars,

2:10.4

it'll pop up for two bucks.

2:13.7

All proceeds are split amongst the artists.

2:16.9

All right.

2:17.8

On with the show.

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