Hey there, folks, trustworthy fact, Kev Smith, before we start casting the pods, man, let me try to sell you something first.

Okay, do you like me? Do you like my friends, Jason Mews, Ralph Garman?

Then guess what? We're coming to a town near you, man. We're coming your way, man. Come see a Smodco show. tickets at c-smod.com.

That's s-e-es-m-M-O-D.com.

Now, if you can't come to one of our shows,

you're like, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

How am I supposed to support this two-bit operation? Well, how about you kick back in your home with some family and friends and loved ones and play Monopoly? Jay and Silent Bob strike back monopoly. That's right, man. You can buy from jen, silent bob.com, The Home of the Secret Stash, right there online, a signed edition of Jane Silent Bob Strike Back Monopoly. Me and Muse sign it, man, Jason Mews, Jay himself, me, Silent Bob. And the parts are real fun, man. They got a little cock knocker, a little fist, little Suzanne, little Bluntmobile.

It's crazy, man.

Get your hands on it.

Get drunk, get stone, and play a round of Jay and Silent Bob Strikeback Monopoly.

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Now, here comes your Smodco podcast. Hey, it's Joel Hudson, a mystery

science theater 3,000, even I Can't Stomach sitting through an episode of I Sell Comics.

Crowtie Robot, Tom Servo, you're on your own. Tell him Steve Dave.

I need a break, huh?

I need a break.

I got these two ass hats that I work with, Mike and Ming.

I'm glad Walt wasn't there.

I don't need his piecey bullshit.

I'll need that old fuck of white suburban asshole.

I, uh,

I postponed.

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