#245: Loose Lips Sink Ships (@MarkNorm)

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🗓️ 30 November 2015

⏱️ 174 minutes

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Summary

Mark Normand came over to my apartment to have a discussion about keeping one’s mouth shut. Mark gets into trouble all the time for sharing too much and I wanted to talk about what that means, and the repercussions therein, and if it’s even possible for a comedian to share too much. And we meandered a crudload so it’s not entirely about having a big mouth.

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0:00.0	But yeah, so it was a great night and these people on Reddit who have no lives and nothing to do.
0:05.4	It's been time on.
0:06.5	Slute, the shit I was an Nancy Drew shit.
0:08.7	They found Instagrams and they found Tinder files and all this shit and put it all together.
0:14.4	And they're calling me like a...
0:16.3	A douche.
0:17.8	I picture them in a room with a whiteboard up with pictures and then needle pins pointing in this
0:23.6	and then yarn going down to specific locations and headshots and mugshots.
0:29.4	A lot logistics.
0:59.4	I'm not a hot Joe.
1:01.4	I kind of think I don't want to do an intro with you or just do the intro later.
1:06.4	I'm just sum up with the episodes going to be about and then I'll probably do it later.
1:15.4	Alright, what do you got to join in?
1:18.4	I got to join in.
1:19.4	Well, so today I thought of two week absence.
1:22.4	It took my first two weeks off.
1:24.4	Wow.
1:25.4	Four years, four plus years.
1:26.4	Why?
1:27.4	What are you on the road?
1:28.4	I'm just with editing for the Storyteller show and shooting it and all that and it was just
1:33.4	like, yeah, I was in Australia for a month.
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