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Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

#245: Uncle Q Wants You!

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Bry avoids a family reunion at all costs.  TESD sends a cub reporter into the field.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Tell him Steve Dave is recorded on the Zoom H6.

0:03.5

Zoom for creators. Zoom! Nice callback, Sagey. Hey there, folks. Justworthy, Fat Kemp Smith, before we start casting the pods, man, let me try to sell you something first. Okay, do you like me? Do you like my friends, Jason Mews, Ralph Garman? Then guess what? We're coming to a town near you, man. The Chicago, St. Louis, Atlantic City, San Diego for the Comic Con, and Louisville, Kentucky. We're coming your way, man. Come see a Smod co-show. Tickets at C-Smod.com. That's S-E-E-S-M-O-D.com. Now, if you can't come to one of our shows, you're like, what the fuck am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to support this two-bit operation?

0:22.6

Well, how about you kick back in your home with some family and friends and loved ones and play Monopoly? Jay and Silent Bob strike back monopoly. That's right, man. You can buy from jane, silent bob.com, the home of the secret

0:54.6

stash, right there online, a signed edition of Jane Silent Bob Strikeback Monopoly. Me and

1:01.2

Muse sign it, man, Jason Mews, Jay himself, me, Silent Bob. And the parts are real fun, man.

1:07.2

They got a little cock knocker, a little little uh little suzanne little blutmobile

1:11.7

it's crazy man get your hands on it you get drunk get stone and play a round of jane silent bob

1:18.2

strike back monopoly available signed by me and jason muses at jane silent bob dot com now here comes your smodko

1:26.5

podcast hey best friend ever what are you doing that's it a year Now, here comes your Smodco podcast.

1:30.1

Hey, best friend ever, what are you doing?

1:31.9

Dustin, are you doing?

1:32.6

Me?

1:37.0

Oh, I was just thinking about placing a bet on fendool.com.

1:44.0

Now, you know how we place bets on games with the local bookie, and when we don't win and we don't pay they come and they break our

1:46.0

legs yep we don't like that right we don't like our legs broken we can't we can't run we can't go on

1:55.5

the slide we can't do anything if we have broken legs because we didn't pay our debts right

1:59.9

that's why you have to go to Fandul. You want to go to Fandual? Yeah. It's changing the way people play fantasy sports, Sagey. You pick a brand new team any day you want. You start at just $1. One dollar's not that much, right? Do you have a dollar yeah it's not just baseball you can play hockey

2:19.6

and NBA playoff games on fandul did you know that hockey you like hockey the best yeah a bet's

2:28.8

you might be waltz kid then fandul is paying out more than $2.5 million every single day this Major League

2:36.7

baseball season.

2:37.8

But you have to play if you want to win.

2:40.5

So we got to sign up.

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