The mystery, the mystery won't somebody solve the mystery?

Don't somebody solve the mystery?

Please listen to this to see if we can.

Escape from the clutches of Houdini's van.

Have you got a thing of poppers on your desk?

Go for gold.

That does look like...

That's loob.

That's loob.

That's not supposed to be there.

I just, uh...

I didn't want to take it to Birmingham either.

I was doing a rejuggle of amenities, you know, what they call them. Should we call the go for bronze, really. This is excellent, Lou. This is really good. This is pure, original body glide. Body glide. It's super concentrated, fragrance-free. I like from the tip. That's been used a lot. Yeah, it's been, I mean, it has had some use. You know, Louvre is for using, isn't it? But it's great, yeah, you put a tiny, tiny pea-sized amount in your finger, and it will get you going for hours, mate. Why is a tube of lube got a QR code? It does, doesn't it? What's happening with that? I mean, I'll find out more.

Yeah.

Find out more for how to use this. Do you want to know how to shove this up your ass? Silicon-based, odourless, neutral and taste. Lovely. Because they know you're going, at one point you go, I want to what Loub tastes like. Well, that's not supposed to be on my desk anyway. It just happens to be in my desk. Hello and welcome to episode 200 and something of the regular features podcast.

Brought to you by 20 Gold Luke. Is that all going in?

Yeah. Christ. We've got a nice little episode for you today because back in what we've realized is almost six months ago.

Three of us promised a man something we couldn't deliver.

No.

Three of us jumped into the back of a van handcuffed.

Oh, you got to keep listening to find out.

Why?

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