245: Good Boys With Bad Haircuts

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2017

⏱️ 45 minutes

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What happens when good boys get bad haircuts? Find out in this thrilling 245th episode of the podcast professors are calling "immensely fruity".

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0:00.0	And now we return to the final part of Good Boys Visit Marrakesh.
0:11.0	Well, here we are.
0:14.0	Yes, here we are.
0:16.0	Here we are in Marrakesh.
0:17.0	We are Good Boys in Marrakesh.
0:19.0	Oh, let's buy a rug.
0:21.0	Yes, it's famously the only way to stop rug merchants from bothering you.
0:24.5	Oh no. Here one comes now.
0:27.1	Did you good boys say rug? I've got rugs for sale.
0:31.6	Big rugs, little rugs, round rugs, brown rugs, square rugs, bear rugs.
0:40.0	Every kind of rug the human brain can conceive of.
0:44.0	Have you got a green rug?
0:47.5	I don't have a green rug.
0:49.0	Can I interest you in a square rug?
0:50.9	I could go for a square rug.
0:52.2	Very good, sir.
0:53.2	That will be 200 euros. Not so fast. I heard you boys
0:58.0	want a rug. That's true. They're actually in the process of buying a rug. It's a green one.
1:04.0	Green. You don't want a green rug. What you want's a tiny, tiny brew rug the size of a stamp.
1:12.6	Hmm, that sounds like an unlikely rug.
1:15.6	I want it. Me too.
1:17.6	Take a hug.
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