247: This One's Just Log and Steve

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2017

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Sorry, this one's just Log and Steve talking for absolutely ages about these four things exclusively: - Idle animations - Roger Helmer - Whales - Salad Hope you're having a nice day!

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0:00.0	Hello. Hello. Hello, and welcome to episode 247 of the regular features podcast.
0:09.2	A podcast about two lonely boys with only each other for company.
0:12.8	It's been just me and you, Log, for so long now. Five years, I believe, and we've never had another member of the podcast.
0:22.3	Yep, it's just this room. I've tested every inch of the walls of this room until my
0:27.7	fingers are worn down to me knuckles. I found a loose brick, no shaft of light on the side,
0:32.1	just more bricks. It's a very, very thick wall, and I don't have fingers enough to escape.
0:36.2	It's like that wall in full throttle that you had to kick that tiny bit of the wall after the minefields to get... Oh, the single pixel you have to click on? Yeah. Oh, brilliant. That's me back to the wall for another five years. It's in there. You've given me false hope. You've totally fucked up my wall, by the way. You've been booting in pixels.
0:56.9	Just let me out.
0:59.2	This fantasy project of yours.
1:01.6	How are you?
1:02.1	I'm Steve.
1:02.8	My name.
1:03.7	I'm Steve Hogarty.
1:05.0	I'm John Blythe.
1:07.1	That's not my normal voice.
1:10.1	No, I'm John Blythe
1:11.6	And that is my normal voice
1:13.0	The one you've grown to love
1:14.2	Log, since we last record an episode of the podcast
1:17.4	Yes
1:19.2	Toresa May
1:20.2	Has, let me tell you, she's got egg on her face
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