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Episode One

246 - Charles & The Sandwich Factory

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Murray Mustard (@necrobranson) welcomes Charles (@charlesraustin) and Hubert Rask (@intellegint) on a fantastical tour of his magical sandwich factory. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for

0:04.2

podcast recovery. This podcast is entitled Charles and the Sandwich Factory. It is the first and only

0:10.4

episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

0:17.4

Ooh, nothing wrong with a good sandwich for lunch.

0:22.0

I like to walk around and eat my sandwich while I'm walking

0:26.0

because it sucks to be sitting down and enjoying a good meal

0:29.6

and it just kind of feels like a waste.

0:32.0

It feels like you should get to see the whole world

0:34.0

while you're eating a delicious meal

0:35.7

rather than being stuck in place at a table.

0:38.4

So I like to take a walk in the nice little industrial district like this.

0:43.1

And what the, what the, what's this in my sandwich?

0:46.9

Some kind of golden ticket is in here, which is especially crazy because I just made this

0:51.2

sandwich at home by myself.

0:52.6

I don't know who put this golden ticket in here, but it says it's for the sandwich factory. It's a magical, mythical,

1:00.3

crazy experience that is also silly too. Hmm. If I had to actually go to this place, I would

1:07.9

definitely not go because it sounds kind of stupid. I don't want to waste my time.

1:12.6

But it looks like the factory that I'm standing right next to right now

1:14.6

is the place where this tour is.

1:17.1

Hmm.

1:18.5

Oh, what? And it looks like the doors are opening too.

1:21.5

Come with me

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