All right, let's jump into the ailments mailbag.

I have some ailments that I gathered from some of my friends, which unfortunately,

Ben never provided me with ailments.

He just said he doesn't have any.

But this one, oh, well, that's not true.

He will buy, like, tonight.

Our first submission to the ailments mailbag comes from Joel.

This is what Joel had to say.

I've been diagnosed with bubble toe.

My left toe is five times the size of the other.

It hurts and there is no cure.

On top of that, all of my teeth are permanently stained red.

I have no idea why every specialist I see is stumped.

Well, that's not true.

He made that all of that.

It's not true.

Those are very fictional.

This is, we're talking about real life ailments here.

Is this a joke to Joel?

I think it's a joke to Joel that, you know, where I'm trying to have a discussion show on real ailments,

real people, you know, because if

if this was a syndicated TV show,

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