#244: Fear of a TESD Planet

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

TESD considers mimicking Elvis in every way, Q chills with two old timers, Bry experiences a puzzling home invasion.

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0:00.0	Tell him Steve Dave is recorded on the Zoom H6.
0:03.5	Zoom for creators. Zoom! Nice callback, Sagey. Hey there, folks. Justworthy, Fat Kemp Smith, before we start casting the pods, man, let me try to sell you something first. Okay, do you like me? Do you like my friends, Jason Mews, Ralph Garman? Then guess what? We're coming to a town near you, man. The Chicago, St. Louis, Atlantic City, San Diego for the Comic Con, and Louisville, Kentucky. We're coming your way, man. Come see a Smod co-show. Tickets at C-Smod.com. That's S-E-E-S-M-O-D.com. Now, if you can't come to one of our shows, you're like, what the fuck am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to support this two-bit operation?
0:22.6	Well, SMOD.com. Now, if you can't come to one of our shows, you're like, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
0:38.5	How am I supposed to support this two-bit operation?
0:41.3	Well, how about you kick back in your home with some family and friends and loved ones
0:45.8	and play Monopoly?
0:47.8	Jay and Silent Bob strike back monopoly.
0:50.7	That's right, man.
0:51.5	You can buy from jensomob bob.com, the home of the secret
0:54.6	stash, right there online, a signed edition of Jane Silent Bob Strikeback Monopoly. Me and
1:01.2	Muse sign it, man, Jason Mews, Jay himself, me, Silent Bob. And the parts are real fun, man.
1:07.2	They got a little cock knocker, a fist little uh little suzanne little blunt
1:11.3	mobile it's crazy man get your hands on it you get drunk get stone and play a round of jane
1:17.6	silent bob strike back monopoly available signed by me and jason muses at jane silent bob dot com
1:23.6	now here comes your Smodco podcast.
1:35.9	All right, guys shouldn't be dressed in fucking cookie masts.
1:38.6	We used to take a money from fucking Jim Henson who's been dead for fucking 10 years. Yeah. Put a fucking disempered doll on there, Elvis, something.
2:00.2	That's fucking horrible what's on there right now. How does the devil ever had an advocate like this mother for? Right. thank God.
2:27.3	Tell him, Steve, Dave.
2:30.8	Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave.
2:32.8	Q and I are back from our travels.
2:33.4	Hey.
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