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Regular Features

244: Collapsing Cum and Tory Scum

Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Matt has been on HONEYMOON, Joe wants to rekindle things with an old friend, and Log has a quiz so you can work out what type of Conservative voter you are.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome.

0:02.0

Oh, sorry.

0:03.0

Log.

0:03.6

Start again, start again.

0:04.6

That's so naughty.

0:05.8

Start again.

0:06.3

I like it.

0:06.7

Log at the blind.

0:07.9

Hello.

0:08.6

Hello.

0:09.7

Hello.

0:10.6

Hello.

0:10.7

How you're doing?

0:11.3

And welcome to the regular features podcast, a podcast about popular issues, current issues, crime and jokes.

0:19.0

My name's Matt Lee's.

0:19.6

I'm joined by.

0:20.3

You're looking at me. and I'm John Blyne.

0:22.1

Yes.

0:22.6

It's Walmart says you'd be being naughty, aren't you?

0:33.8

Yeah. Summers out. Get excited. Bums out. I've got me calves out tonight. You have, they're great. Reveal them. Reveal them? Reveal them? Come on. Was that command?

0:34.6

Because they're already out.

0:36.5

We don't know how to obey you further. Twist the bottom of your legs around backwards.

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