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The Joe Rogan Experience

#2446 - Greg Fitzsimmons

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.5245.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2026

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Greg Fitzsimmons is a comedian, actor, and writer, host of “Fitzdog Radio,” and co-host of “Sunday Papers” and “Childish.” He will be touring in 2026.www.youtube.com/@GregFitzsimmonsComedywww.sundaypapers.netwww.childishpod.comwww.gregfitzsimmons.com Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

0:03.9

The Joe Rogan Experience.

0:06.1

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

0:11.9

Oh, Alphabet?

0:12.9

I just take some alpha brain, so I'm going to be fucking sharp.

0:15.8

I've got this stuff, too, if you want it.

0:17.1

It's an energy drink that also has neutropics in it.

0:19.6

Oh, yeah?

0:20.1

Yeah, good stuff. Yeah. Good to see you, my friends. Good to see you, man. World's on fire. World is on fire. Good time for you to come in. Woo. I mean, I literally, I mean, talked about being addicted to your scroll. I got to really put the fucking phone down sometimes. I know. Yeah. It's not good. No. It's not good for your brain to see all the problems of the world, all piling. And everything looks like it's about to blow up. Yeah. Iran looks like it's about to blow up. They're talking about going to Cuba. Don Lemon went to jail. It's like, it's all crazy. It's like, what's next? Well, you know, when jail gives you lemons.

1:00.4

And it's also like, what's that whole theory about we're only supposed to be exposed to like 200 people in our life?

1:08.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Dunbar's number. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you only can keep

1:12.3

that many people in your head. But you should only know about that many divorces and that much

1:16.7

cheating and that much killing as would happen within 200. And crime and you fill in the blank.

1:22.7

Right. Fraud, waste, abuse, international politics, restrictions on speech in England.

1:29.8

Yeah.

1:31.7

Is this fucking crazy story?

1:33.5

This guy in England, an illegal alien, was a squatter in his house.

1:39.4

The court ruled that because he didn't live in the house, the guy didn't live in the house,

1:43.4

it was an empty house. they gave him the house.

1:46.4

They gave the squatter the house, the squatter sold it for 540 grand.

1:51.9

Squatter sold his house, took his house because he was living in it.

1:55.7

And this guy was like a pensioner.

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