#2445 - Bert Kreischer

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.5 • 245.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 168 minutes

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Bert Kreischer is a comedian, actor, host of “The Bertcast” and “Something’s Burning,” and co-host of “2 Bears, 1 Cave” with Tom Segura. His new show, “Free Bert,” is streaming on Netflix. He will be touring in 2026 with the “Permission to Party” tour.www.netflix.com/title/81696123www.youtube.com/@bertkreischerwww.ymhstudios.com/2bears/www.bertyboyproductions.comwww.bertbertbert.com Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Get a free welcome kit with your first subscription of AG1 at https://drinkag1.com/joerogan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
0:04.0	The Joe Rogan Experience.
0:06.1	Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
0:12.4	Hey, do you, hey, there's a red light therapy really help your fucking eyes.
0:15.5	A hundred percent.
0:16.2	I'm doing it.
0:16.8	Are we rolling?
0:17.7	Yeah.
0:18.0	My eyes are so fucked.
0:19.1	Yeah.
0:19.5	I can't see Joe.
0:20.6	Get one of them Gary Breckup beds for your house. Well, there's a bunch of companies that sell me. Are we rolling? Yeah. My eyes are so fucked. Yeah. I can't see Joe.
0:21.6	Get one of the Gary Breka beds for your house. Well, there's a bunch of companies that sell them, but you want like a really powerful red light bed. I did it this morning. Dude, it changed my vision. I can't, when I'm in the shower, I can't read shampoo bath gel. Whoa. Like, I'm like, dude, why did they need to be small?
0:37.6	Can't you just make it big as fuck so everyone can see it?
0:40.6	They're not that small. shampoo bath gel. Whoa. Like I'm like, dude, why did they need to be small?
0:37.7	Can't you just make a big as fuck so everyone can see it? They're not that small. Well, they're like, I can't see them. And then I'm getting out naked, putting on readers to see what I'm fucking... I've watched my hair with conditioners so many times. Yeah, mine was getting bad. Mine was getting where I needed these fucking things, which I haven't picked up in months.
0:57.3	I heard you say that. Yeah, mine was getting bad. Mine was getting where I needed these fucking things, which I haven't picked up in months.
0:57.4	I heard you say that.
0:58.4	I was like, dude.
0:59.2	Yeah, changed my life.
1:00.0	I did, went to waste well the other day, and I did the red light bed every day, every day.
1:04.3	Until I Googled how much it cost.
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