You may also know it's actually he hasn't said anything yet.

He's been a good little quiet boy.

Yeah, but we've got a new kind of member who wasn't here last week is Gavin, Gavin Murphy. Hello. Hello. Yeah, well, we've got a few. We're going to do a long thing, but we did it last week. And actually, we should bear in mind actually probably just mention. We did try and record this podcast about four days ago. But what happened, Gavin? I fucked it. I fucked it.

I fucked it.

I fucked it.

I fucked it. I fucked it. I fucked it. I fucked it. I fucked it. Those readers were

Gavin John, Bachengor Smerfey's first ever words on regular features, starting as he meant to go on.

Hi, I'm Joe Scrabbles and I'm under my duvet to tell you that the associated members of

regular features couldn't get together this week to record an episode.

And as such, it's been left to me to finally complete the circle and compile a Gavin, John Backen, Gorse, Murphy's

Best Moments, podcast special compilation.

And let me tell you, there are a lot of highlights.

It's, he's, uh, he's a big boy. He's got big ideas. He's got

top execution. And, uh, he's a laugh, right. I've had a lot of chuckles listening to this boy

tonight when I could have been doing other things that it would have been better

for me to do.

Just to get some things out of the way, Gav had a here-to-four unnoticed trend of incredibly

long compilation unfriendly features early on, which include some of the favourites.

As such, the unwitting Dunblane simulator story isn't in here, and neither is the PSVita

theft and subsequent victimisation of the people trying to recover it for GAV story. That's not in here either.

There was also a popular request from readers for the story of the black nun in inverted commas.

I can find no history of that at all and should probably, I think, maybe a

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