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Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello, welcome to the long-awaited episode of Hobby Lobby Reviews. This is exciting.

I'm excited.

I don't know who suggested it, someone on Patreon, I assume.

Yeah, I feel like lots of people over the years have suggested it.

Yeah, I definitely found some emails from the way back of our inbox.

Yeah, yeah. I will... No, you know what? You know what? I'm the one who put this in.

Nothing. We have, but like, sincerely, like, that's why people have been requesting this.

But I think I put it in the... actual poll. In the poll this time. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it was me.

Well, one of the reviews I found in the annals of our inbox was from Stephanie earlier this year,

who actually wrote, The Hobby Lobby My Mother Works at was destroyed by a tornado yesterday.

While looking for information, I wound up on Google reviews and found this comment.

Starting us off with that?

Do you want me to start off?

I know I just jumped in, but I just felt like, first of all, I hope y'all are okay, Stephanie.

Oh, yeah, that too, yeah, but I want to hear what this act of God did to this Hobby Lobby.

Okay, five-star comp.

This is a review.

And I guess, sorry, people who don't know,

Hobby Lobby is a chain of craft stores in the United States.

That is now very well known for being very Christian.

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