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244: Reviews of Squishmallows

My guy, I use the point with Ms. Football.

This summer is time to get to know the players and your taste buds.

If 70% of the UK prefers the taste of Pepsi Max, you prefer Pepsi Max.

Firstly, for more, visit PepsiMax.withsportfryer.com to enter our quiz to win gig tickets and find your perfect playlist.

UK blind taste test with over 34,000 people versus UK's biggest selling food sugar cola.

But verification goes to Pepsi.co.uk forward slash FAQ.

No way. Joe's just passed her driving test.

The new Lotus Biscoph McFlurry just drops.

top with the delicious Caramel sauce when you meet for a McFlurry.

Available from the 21st of June until the 1st of August.

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

0:00.0	My guy, I use the point with Ms. Football.
0:03.4	This summer is time to get to know the players and your taste buds.
0:07.1	That's the line.
0:08.1	If 70% of the UK prefers the taste of Pepsi Max, you prefer Pepsi Max.
0:13.5	Firstly, for more, visit PepsiMax.withsportfryer.com to enter our quiz to win gig tickets and find your perfect playlist.
0:21.1	UK blind taste test with over 34,000 people versus UK's biggest selling food sugar cola.
0:26.0	But verification goes to Pepsi.co.uk forward slash FAQ.
0:30.9	OMG, have you seen the group chat?
0:33.0	No way. Joe's just passed her driving test.
0:35.8	Well, you know what this calls for?
0:38.0	A McFlurry ruin.
0:40.2	Get in, girl.
0:41.2	The new Lotus Biscoph McFlurry is here.
0:43.5	This rounds on me.
0:44.8	Crunchy Caramel vibes coming our way.
0:47.2	The new Lotus Biscoph McFlurry just drops.
0:50.4	Enjoy Caramelised Biscuit Pieces,
0:52.3	top with the delicious Caramel sauce when you meet for a McFlurry.
0:55.8	Available from the 21st of June until the 1st of August.
0:59.2	Subjects of availability.
1:00.7	Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet.
1:05.4	A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
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244: Reviews of Squishmallows

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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