242: Reviews of Smut

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

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4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey folks, we've been having an amazing time on the road, but we have more cities that we're going to and we are so excited to tell them to you.
0:06.2	We've got New York City, July 6th, Boston, July 7th, the 25th Philadelphia, 26th, Washington, D.C.
0:13.6	I'm gonna give a quick one-star review of all of these. New York City. Stinks.
0:17.7	Oh. Boston is stinky.
0:19.3	I think it's wicked stinky.
0:20.6	Wicked stinky?
0:21.6	Then we've got Filthy Delphia.
0:24.0	Filthy Delphia.
0:24.8	And then finally, Washington, D.C., which we both know from experience. Stinky.
0:29.0	They have lots of rats, though. So that's actually maybe a two-star city, because I love rats.
0:33.0	The rats are the only redeeming quality, so come for more great content.
0:36.5	See us live. Go to beachsheetzandy.com and buy your tickets, because I know you've been inspired too.
0:45.0	Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet.
0:49.5	A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:57.5	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
1:18.5	Hello, little muttlings.
1:22.5	Hey.
1:23.5	Oh, hi. You too. I wasn't talking to you.
1:27.5	I hope not. That's a really awkward thing to call yourself simply.
1:30.5	Yeah, we're doing a series of smut books, and that's the phrase that was voted on in Patreon.
1:39.5	Was there a vote on different phrasing?
1:42.0	No, I'm just saying that's what got liked, the likes, and that's what got put in the poll.
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