Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and Jon.

Oh, or is I prefer to think of it Dear Jon and Hank?

It's a comedy podcast where me and my brother Jon answer your questions, give you dubious

advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

Hey, Jon, how are you this week?

I'm alright.

I just came from my two-year-old daughter Alice's apparent teacher conference analyzing her

progress in school thus far.

She's just turned to.

So it's a little early to declare victory, but there was widespread agreement that she

is a genius.

That's great news.

Though also possibly troubling.

Like genius can come up with its own troubles.

Sure, but she's the smiley kind of genius.

She's pleasant, she's social, she knows essentially every word.

No, I couldn't be, I couldn't be proud of Alice.

I have to tell you there is nothing more surreal than being in a parent-teacher conference

for a two-year-old child.

Because of course, there's very little to say.

She eats with both her hands.

That's the level of analysis that we can get into.

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