20: This Episode Contains Puke
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2015
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Should I cave to my parents and have them at my wedding? Are we just cats? Why does 98 degrees feel hot if that's my body temperature? How do I read slow books? What do you do when your loved one is in a pyramid scheme? Hank Green and John Green have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:05.7 | Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:07.8 | It's a podcast, where me and my brother John, |
| 0:10.6 | answer your questions, give you do-be-use advice, |
| 0:12.7 | and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and the AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:16.2 | Hank, it's been a big week for AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:18.0 | Actually, it hasn't. |
| 0:18.8 | There's not that much news from AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:21.0 | Is there a lot of news from Mars? |
| 0:22.6 | Or should people just stop listening to the podcast? |
| 0:24.7 | There's always news from Mars, John. |
| 0:26.6 | Well, there's always news from AFC Wimbledon too, which is... |
| 0:29.9 | How are you? |
| 0:31.2 | I'm good. I'm good. How are you doing? |
| 0:33.5 | Yeah, I don't know. |
| 0:34.7 | I don't even know anymore. |
| 0:36.3 | I'm writing a lot and I'm inside of the story. |
| 0:38.4 | And so when I get frustrated with the story, |
| 0:41.8 | I feel frustrated with every other facet of my life. |
| 0:44.2 | But I will say in weather news here in Indianapolis, |
| 0:49.6 | the post-tailer swift beauty that we have been experiencing, |
| 0:53.3 | we're just clinging to it. |
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