23 - The Ex-Boyfriend's Little Friend

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Our prices have never been lower... also our trust has never been lower because we got scammed at the Chiefs game last week. Other than that, things are great. We reference The Office more in this episode than probably ever before. Deep tracks only. We also got to the bottom of the age old debate: what is the difference between a rhombus and a trapezoid? Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to have to fix you.
0:02.2	Manage you too on a more personal scale, a more micro form of management.
0:07.1	Jim, what is that called?
0:08.1	Microgment? Boom, yes. Now Jim is going to be the client, Dwight, you're going to have to sell him without being aggressive, hostile or difficult. Let's go.
0:17.0	All right, fine.
0:18.0	Bering, bering.
0:20.0	Hello?
0:21.0	Hello, this is Dwight Schrut from the Dundermifflin Paper Company.
0:23.0	Well, that's great because I need paper.
0:25.0	Excellent, then you are in luck because we are having a limited time offer only on everything.
0:30.0	Wow, this is my lucky day.
0:31.0	Ask him his name.
0:32.0	What is your name, sir? I'm Bill Butlicker. Wow, this is my lucky day. Ask him his name.
0:33.0	What is your name, sir?
0:34.0	I'm Bill Butlicker.
0:35.0	Really?
0:36.0	That's your real name?
0:38.0	How dare you?
0:39.0	My family built this country, by the way.
0:41.0	Be respectful, Dwight.
0:42.0	Yes, Michael.
0:44.0	Would you hold on one second?
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