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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2013

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

In this episode we discuss whether or not it's ever okay to hide your flaws, steal money, or hit a woman.
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0:00.0

I'm here to tell you what to do.

0:07.0

It's the best in the fight to pick it up.

0:10.0

From two to three, two, three, two.

0:15.0

Shake in the mirror, I'm gonna tell you what to do.

0:24.0

If I were you, if I were you.

0:35.0

Wow, I like that one.

0:37.0

That's soothing.

0:38.0

It was okay.

0:39.0

Hey, welcome to If I Were You.

0:41.0

The only...

0:42.0

No, see, it worked. It's soothing to you.

0:43.0

The only advice podcast on the internet.

0:45.0

No, this is NPR.

0:47.0

It sounded like MGMT.

0:50.0

Oh yeah.

0:51.0

Show yourself.

0:52.0

Take only what you need of me.

0:55.0

We have to stop singing on this podcast, huh?

0:57.0

Why?

0:58.0

I don't know, because I think I feel like we can't.

1:01.0

We're not allowed.

1:03.0

Yeah, definitely illegal.

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