26: The Richest Man

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2013

⏱️ 50 minutes

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In this episode we discuss periods, police and... Shakespeare?
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0:00.0	If I were you, if I were you, I'd know exactly what to do, trust me, trust in you, listen to my dope and buy, I see the cheese, the balsa gracefully, I ready for some honesty, I see the cheese.
0:26.0	You trust me, trust in you, oh, I love it so much because it sounds like it's like his voice should be singing some kind of like cool love ballad.
0:41.0	He's like, he sings the cheese, he sings the cheese.
0:46.0	What does it sound like Dave Matthews?
0:48.0	It's like Dave Matthews me, it's stained.
0:51.0	The greatest band in the history of time.
0:54.0	Oh man, his voice is great, it's like really deep, but like, do you remember the guy's name?
1:00.0	Oh no, I don't.
1:01.0	Me neither.
1:02.0	Let me check right now.
1:04.0	Trenton Eliopoulos.
1:06.0	There it is, and you guys, you made a really funny or weird video.
1:11.0	I don't think you, I don't think you wanted it to be funny or weird.
1:14.0	What do you think you wanted it to be?
1:15.0	I think you wanted it to be sincere and good.
1:17.0	He threw a banana off a roof, I think, that wasn't that?
1:21.0	That's the definition of comedy I think.
1:23.0	Wait, it's on YouTube, it's called Seize the Cheese.
1:27.0	If I were you, Jake and Amir theme song.
1:29.0	There you go, search it.
1:30.0	You trust me.
1:31.0	I trusted you.
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