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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2013

⏱️ 46 minutes

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In this episode we talk about imaginary girlfriends, real boyfriends, and the results of Jake's STD test.
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0:00.0	If I were you, I wouldn't ask them questions about chlamydia or herpes.
0:06.9	If I were you, I'd just probably call Loveline and talk to Dr. D.
0:14.0	If I were you, I'd ask my gynecologist what to do if I were you.
0:22.7	I'd never ask my health based on misinformation from some guy with a butterfly tattoo
0:27.8	at a Nerdy Joe.
0:31.2	Very nice, Benchill.
0:33.5	We appreciate the sentiment and the fact that you're a fan but cool it.
0:37.1	Yeah, lovely song.
0:40.4	Watch it, right?
0:42.0	And Jake's not a Nerdy Joe and I do not have a butterfly tattoo.
0:46.1	So you got your information wrong there.
0:48.9	Unfortunately for you, your jokes landed a little flat.
0:52.9	It was misguided to say the least.
0:55.3	Not misinterpreted.
0:56.9	35 minutes of this.
0:59.2	We never, ever break the bit.
1:02.0	Hey, welcome to If I Were You, the only advice podcast on the internet hosted by us.
1:06.4	I'm Amir.
1:07.1	I'm Jake.
1:08.0	And I like that theme song because he referenced like specific storylines that we've had
1:13.6	on this podcast, which is namely the misinformation you've given out about your sexuality.
1:17.5	When am I ever going to live that down?
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