#239 - Ray Met Adele (and got engaged)

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss meeting ADELE, cameltoes, bleeding through red denim, a proposal story, Twin Love and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	We are the greatest Dykes in the world.
0:07.0	Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,
0:12.0	Worldwide Dykes for life.
0:14.0	Hey!
0:15.0	Two Dykes, two Dykes,
0:17.0	one Mike, one Mike, one Mike, one Mike,
0:20.0	yeah, two Dykes, who Dyke, who Dyke, who, who nights, we nights, we nights, we nights,
0:25.2	we nice, yeah. Kenny.
0:39.0	I don't want to.
0:40.0	I don't want to put you on blast immediately.
0:42.0	I don't want to put you on blast immediately. I don't want to
0:43.2	I don't care. Ladies and gentlemen's welcome to another episode of two decks and
0:48.9	and a mic. And I'm Rachel Scanlon but today you can call me Puka Shell.
0:54.0	And tomorrow you can call me Stingray. No notes.
0:58.0	Listen, I don't want to show up here at your house after being apart for way too long and put you on blast
1:04.6	immediately what do you what are you doing what are you doing what I'm so scared why is
1:09.9	there a jar of pepper behind your commode. Okay. What? Okay. Okay. It's not a
1:20.4	jar of pepper. It's a salt and pepper shaker of pepper. I go into your commode to go number one like I do every few minutes.
1:29.3	And so that's a restroom. You go to my bathroom. And I see your commode and I say something's different why
1:34.7	is there a pepper shaker behind your commode it's a jar of sand and it's a what it's a
1:41.7	jar of sand and it's my wife's I I don't know what it is. If I'm being honest,
1:45.6	Italian people are kind of out of their fucking minds. Okay, yeah. And so my wife,
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