#237 - Being Stabbed By Celine Dion
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss being thin lipped losers, Criss Angel's masterpiece Mindfreak, songs to die to, masc lingerie and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | We are the greatest Dykes in the world. |
| 0:07.0 | Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon, |
| 0:12.0 | Worldwide Dykes for life. |
| 0:14.0 | Hey! |
| 0:15.0 | Two Dykes, two Dykes, |
| 0:17.0 | one Mike, one Mike, one Mike, one Mike, |
| 0:20.0 | yeah, two Dykes, who Dyke, who Dyke who nights, we nights, we nights, we nights, |
| 0:25.2 | we nice, yeah. Yeah. You were just telling me. |
| 0:35.0 | ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of two dikes and I'm like, |
| 0:39.0 | I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 0:40.0 | And I'm Rachel Scanlon and I was being pretty vulnerable with you. |
| 0:43.1 | You were. |
| 0:43.3 | Pre-POD because I, we, you and I, we are performers or artists. |
| 0:50.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.3 | We are on stage in front of hundreds of gorgeous queer people in tons of cities. |
| 0:56.7 | You know what I hate is when you walk out on stage and the front row are like hotties. |
| 1:02.0 | It's honestly like I'm |
| 1:05.0 | I'm sorry but stop being so hot in the front row truly I'm actually like I wish that they would blind us harder because the lights are already |
| 1:10.0 | blinding yeah so that's why I'm like front row you also need to go. Yeah because we can see only the front row typically and it's like 10 10 10 and I'm like great I'm literally ugliest person here you and I'm so and you know it's fine my |
| 1:25.3 | currency is that I'm funny no you are hot I well I'm getting hot you're hot but the |
| 1:30.6 | problem is that you and I were on the road we fall apart physically. |
| 1:33.5 | We fall apart physically. |
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