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The Basement Yard

#238 - New Hobby Joe

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we hear all about Joe's new quarantine hobbies, animals and lawyer commercials. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.9

Welcome back to the basement yard. How's everyone doing on this fine Easter Sunday?

0:11.7

If you're Catholic

0:15.2

Do other groups celebrate Easter?

0:18.8

Do Greek Orthodox don't they have their own? Yes, like next week or something right?

0:24.0

They take an animal into the backyard. They slaughter it and then they slowly cook it

0:30.0

While standing around it smoking cigarettes and talking about the you know how Greece's dollar isn't doing too well

0:36.2

Yeah, it's you yeah, that's that yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what I went to a Greek Easter once

0:42.2

Right and as brutal as it is to just see the animal kind of like it still has a face

0:46.4

I like my dead animals without faces, you know like when you see a piece of steak you're like there's no face

0:51.6

I need a headless animal. I don't want it. Yes. I can see the feet. I see the ant I see the face and then also there's always that one

0:59.6

Fucking Greek guy that comes up saying you have some of this and it's like a weird body part

1:03.3

He's like oh, it's the ACL. It's the best part. I'm like. I don't eat that. No, no, no. What do you think the best cut of a human is?

1:10.2

That tastes the best yeah, what what part of us taste the best?

1:16.7

You I would say you're asked because it's fucking juicy

1:20.7

Not mine though my ass would be crying

1:23.7

You know you'd have a you'd have a gamey ass

1:26.5

Yeah, I'd have a gamey ass. Yeah, your ass would be hard to cut you ever get a piece of chicken that like is you're just unlucky about it

1:34.1

And it's like what is this shit? Yeah, you know it's weird when you cut in the chicken and it has like that weird like

1:40.8

Line in it like a vein. Yeah, and you're like did I is this the artery? That's why I don't like to eat chicken wings anymore

1:50.5

Squeeze I used to be

1:52.5

Squeeze

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