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The Basement Yard

#239 - Emailing A Pornstar

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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On this episode, we discuss the return of a legendary pornstar, Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard Danny or quarantine from another country

0:07.4

Yes, I've moved to France now. Yeah, I'm in Florida

0:13.4

You're in Florida now. I'm in Florida now

0:17.2

Do you have the camera in a completely different spot than where I am so you're looking in two directions?

0:22.5

Oh, you know what now I don't now we're good now we're good

0:26.0

But I've been working more on just talking into the camera though because you know got

0:31.0

Whoa, is that a world map behind you? Yeah, it is

0:35.4

I'm sick. I'm smart now. No, it's not a world map. I think it's a Florida map

0:41.0

They show you all the places where they highlight all the places where people drink that salt the most

0:47.6

Oh, that's good. Yeah, by the way you're in the most hated state in the country right now. I know I am I know I am

0:55.5

No one fucks before to do no they do not no they do not and then

1:00.0

Well, you saw what happened with the Jacksonville beaches, right? Oh

1:03.7

Yeah, they opened them and everyone's like oh and just went to the beach well the good yeah the governor whoever was like

1:09.4

You know we'll reopen beaches gradually will reopen Jacksonville in

1:14.1

Like 25 minutes later was filled with hundreds of people and I think they're they're bringing it back now though like

1:22.4

Slow down like like I think they're closing them again. I

1:27.1

Don't like I maybe I'm just a pus a pus machine because not a pus machine out there

1:33.1

I'm just a big giant physically a pus if you were a pus machine

1:37.3

Yeah, that would be pretty like that's pretty sick proclamation. I'm just cranking out pus. I'm a fucking push. No, I'm not

1:46.1

Yeah

1:50.7

Yeah, there's a guy who I think lives on my block now

1:54.3

It's license plates says no, it says I love bitches

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