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The Basement Yard

#237 - Please Tell Me She's Dead...

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we discuss kissing our dads, fake sleeping, the Kennedy curse and a stabbing...enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Guys go check out our patreon where you can get our daily morning show and next week's episode today

0:05.5

You want to do the intro? Yep. All right go kill it

0:10.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. It's Danny and I'm not ugly

0:14.6

Yeah, why are you saying this?

0:16.6

Because everybody like an episode or two ago was saying like oh man, Danny looks like shit

0:21.9

First of all, I just got finished working out. Okay. Wow

0:25.1

That's why my hair was all frisely and that's why I had a headband on and then I got right into the show

0:30.0

I'm multitasking this quarantine because if I don't I'm gonna become a fat jelly boy again

0:34.7

And then everyone's gonna be like oh weren't you that guy that was fat and they got skinny that got fat and then I'm gonna be like yeah

0:41.4

So that's so that's where this is coming from I didn't see any of these comments by the way

0:45.3

Yeah, yeah, cuz you don't read comments cuz you're a psycho person who's immune to outside interference. No, it's

0:52.9

No, I just I don't know I mean I read some comments

0:56.1

I don't just like go in depth and like you know, I'm not pages deep trying to find the one person that goes Joe's game

1:01.7

Oh, oh, it would be great if it was one it was like

1:06.7

If it was one if it was one I let it go, but there was so I honestly like they were like oh my god

1:12.2

Danny looks so sick. Oh my god. A lot of people said you look like an ugly freak. Yeah, they're like oh Danny

1:17.8

Ask Corona. I was just like yeah, I don't first of all

1:21.0

Yeah funny joke

1:24.6

Funny joke, but yeah, welcome back to the basement yard guys also yeah, man, I will say this one positive so far from

1:33.1

The fucking the virus is that I'm starting to get like sick of social media

1:39.0

Oh, it's the worst I barely open Instagram anymore like I don't even like I genuinely I think I hate it now

1:46.2

Like I'm just like oh my god enough of this because you were able to like turn it off and at least I go get a break

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