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The Basement Yard

#236 - Don't Call It A Comeback

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we discuss the legend known as "Tiger King", Joe's YouTube comeback and Danny's music career. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:05.6

Welcome back to the quarantine basement yard. We are doing this from my office. Danny's living room. I think yes. I have a couch now

0:16.9

First of all you have the biggest couch I've ever seen in my entire days my entire life

0:22.0

I've always wanted a couch that was a bed. I have a bed couch. It's huge dude

0:28.5

That is like you remember in Willy Wonka when they just like pushed five beds together

0:33.0

So all the old people who couldn't walk like slept there all for the rest of their lives. Yep. That's what your fucking couch looks like

0:38.7

I know fit fucking all the whole cast really want on that. Yeah, although the whole sick old people

0:44.4

We we slept out here. I slept just as good out here than I do on my king size

0:51.6

Helix mattress. Well, it's a fucking huge couch

0:55.2

Yeah, it's huge and it's a wide a shit. Do you have any sort of room left in your living room for a lamp or something?

1:03.5

It's gonna be tough to get a lamp in here

1:05.6

I can get one lamp and I definitely have to put my TV on the wall because if I don't there is like

1:10.6

There's a lot of squeeze and there's just a ton of squeezing. Yeah, yeah, for sure

1:15.3

Squeeze in season if I eat one more fucking pop tart. I don't think I'm gonna be able to get through my door

1:19.6

Did you finish it? Did you finish the pop tart yet? No, no, no, no

1:23.2

I've swore off the pop tarts in all reality. I'm swearing off of the Tootsie rolls because my mom

1:29.6

You know like they're called midgets not I didn't do it. I pretty sure they're called midgets are like midgies

1:36.6

Or like if it's called midgie, that's midget

1:40.9

That's 100% is midget. Oh, they're midgies. They think they change that for sure, but that means midget

1:49.2

Yeah, they're that's just a cute way of calling a midget of midget

1:52.6

Oh little little midgies Tootsie rolls the company is kind of

1:59.1

You know not racist, but something towards

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