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The Basement Yard

#235 - The Karate Kids

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we talk about quarantine life and weird kids who always did karate in gym class. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:11.5

How's it going Danny? I'm still in my apartment. Yeah, we all are dog. That's true. That's true. I'm a little afraid

0:19.2

Yeah, I know it's a little crazy. We're still quarantined

0:22.0

God, blah, blah pose a querevol back there like I'm a fucking freshman in high school, but I might have to start killing that

0:28.0

Have you drank any hard liquor during this excursion? No, I haven't

0:33.7

Excursion is it an excursion? It is the antithesis of an excursion. We can't go anywhere if I go to Whole Foods

0:40.7

That's considered an excursion kind of I guess, but where's there a Whole Foods around here?

0:46.1

You probably have to go to like Brooklyn or something. Yeah, why is Queen so anti-Hole Foods? I don't know if I might just be poor

0:53.5

As he drinks

0:58.1

Peligrino is the greatest shelter on earth. I

1:01.9

Mean I don't know the market so I'm not gonna like confirm nor deny

1:05.7

Well, I know the market and it's fantastic. I know you're a pillow. Green. Oh

1:10.8

Polar makes me fart like you would not believe though fills me up with air

1:14.9

I feel like a pregnant woman. I'm gonna get right into it

1:17.9

We had pot stickers for dinner last night. You had what pot stickers pot stickers? Yeah, it's like an Asian dumpling that sticks to the pot

1:27.1

And it's like shaped like a little like a little dumpling

1:31.1

So it's not stickers

1:33.5

No, they're called pot stickers because they stick to the pot Joseph. Okay, I don't I don't know this is my first time

1:38.9

And I'm just a vanilla white man, so I don't know about these like

1:42.4

What's your Chinese what's your Chinese food order? I don't like it is, but I don't I don't like I

1:49.4

don't like

1:51.5

Chinese food like that. I'm not it's just it all tastes like it's made in the same pot. Oh because it is

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