Here you are, just press play.

Hello and welcome to episode of regular features.

I'm Paddy McGuinness. My mum went to the IKEA marketplace,

and all I got were these lousy tea candle holders.

I'm the Daily Mail, and in tomorrow's edition of me,

we're having a light-hearted roundup of how horrible European fannies are,

compared to Theresa May's glorious iron fuf.

And I'm Paul Joseph Watson,

and I'm going to press my thumbs into my temples

and see if I've got the strength or the balls to shatter my own fucking skull.

Just kidding, I'm not Paddy McGuinness at all.

I'm Matt Lee's, the man with the big leather satchel.

And I'm Steve Hoggetty, the man who wants to know what's in Matt Satchell, but is way too cool to ask.

So I'm just going to sit here with my arms folded. And I'm Log, the man who can smell through satchel, but is way too cool to ask. So I'm just going to sit here with my arms folded.

And I'm log, the man who can smell through satchel leather. And I'm pleased to inform you that

Matt is carrying enough Lego to sink a battleship. And how much Lego was that? It is a single

brick of Lego, Steve, from the hull of a Lego battleship.

Oh, that makes you think, doesn't it?

Well, that sure does.

Anyway, I thought I'd celebrate our glorious future of Brexit today by getting out catapults

and knocking some bird's nests out of a poplar tree.

That's a great idea.

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