235: Broke Straight Beasts

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Hello love, eat up this delicious podcast pie we've made if you don't quite mind. INSIDE: Gavin escapes from New York. Matt inflicts a bad television show upon himself and you. And Steve gender-swaps a ripe old Disney stinker. Live shows? regularfeatures.es T-shirts! bigcartel.com/regularfeatures

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0:00.0	That's
0:02.0	That's
0:03.0	That's
0:05.0	That's
0:19.0	That's the football Hooligan version of St. Thomas the thank engine.
0:25.1	If he was with us here today.
0:26.4	I said thank engine.
0:28.2	Like a train that goes around thanking people on the platform.
0:32.6	Cheers.
0:33.4	Thank you.
0:34.4	It's also the theme tune of the regular features podcasts.
0:38.5	Podcasts about three friends who are also football hooligans with a heart of gold.
0:43.5	Honestly, I murdered a man with a standing knife today and it was really football.
0:49.3	It's funny when you turn something that's not meant to be a football chant to a football chant.
0:52.6	You know the director of that Oscar film, Moonlight?
0:56.4	He's called Barry Jenkins.
0:58.0	And for ages, I just couldn't start.
0:59.7	I was doing it to Joe at work on,
1:01.0	it's only one Barry Jenkins.
1:03.8	Barry Jenkins.
1:06.0	And he fucking won an Oscar.
1:09.0	I'm just trying to think of like,
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