237: Live with Puppets and Popes

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Log takes us on a puppet-based snooker adventure, Joe has been watching terrible things, Steve wants us to visit a pyramid I think, and Matt walks into a teleportation device.

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0:00.0	We don't normally come out this early, but Matt decided to go to the toilet
0:09.7	so he wants to expose him for the human frail person that he is.
0:14.7	What is it? Piss or shit, only time will tell.
0:17.4	How long? Betts, how long is he going to take?
0:19.9	Seven and a half minutes. Incorrect. He long? Betts. How long is he going to take? Seven and a half minutes.
0:23.5	Incorrect.
0:24.2	He's here right now.
0:26.6	This is...
0:27.3	You guys are busted.
0:31.2	Hey, Matt, get an individual cheer.
0:33.6	We fucked it.
0:34.4	Oh, shit.
0:35.5	Steve, go off and come back on again.
0:36.9	Hang on to what I do you guys.
0:37.9	No, we'll not entertain these people
0:39.3	with the opportunities to clap further.
0:41.9	Oh, I will not entertain these.
0:43.7	Oh.
0:45.5	Oh.
0:47.2	Thank you.
0:48.1	You've created a monster.
0:50.3	A monster with lovely hair.
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