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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

234-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2014

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Take care of your rectum and its "situations" or get a Woolery-approved lubricant to stop the pools of blood. We can't stop the madness and the madness is in the form of music. MAKE IT STOP! Or don't? How come an itchy butt will just pop up out of nowhere? We break it down! We're thinking of getting a (legal) slave - PLUS Dental Updates, a NEW Corporate song and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

If you have hemorrhoids, you can feel like an outcast.

0:06.0

Sitting out from the things you love doing, sure other products relieve the itch.

0:10.0

But that's only part of the problem.

0:12.0

Rectic care is different.

0:14.0

It contains the highest strength of light a cane available without a prescription,

0:18.0

giving you effective relief from the itching, pain, and discomfort of hemorrhoids and other anorectal disorders.

0:24.0

So you can get back to the things you love.

0:27.0

With Rectic care, use it today and get back to your life.

0:31.0

I have a song for you. I like to do that.

0:34.0

I like to go to the bar.

0:37.0

Plug in my A5, listen to him talk trash on dad.

0:40.0

He's talking about the mom's house.

0:42.0

If I can't stop dad laughing, ain't gonna happen to fix for a piss-poor day.

0:46.0

This game discourse of mixed sorts.

0:48.0

Get the pitch for to listen by the bell.

0:50.0

Hey, you're in jail, laying with your Puerto Rican cellmate.

0:53.0

Or when you tell gay listen before the game starts, play cards, listen by your shop.

0:58.0

It's in the Kmart.

0:59.0

I'm a star-meeting, it's not a big secret.

1:01.0

I'm off and seated in the kitchen listening to time and Christina at the end of a rough day.

1:05.0

Get a mug to drink, get my nut shake.

1:07.0

If I'm lucky, get it then I love day.

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