Sydney Castillo-235-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2014

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

You guys are like salmon. You say you're more smarter, but ya'll are the stupidest mutherf***ers we have ever seen! Just kidding - we Love you! The Mommy Dome is happy to welcome Christina's fellow castmate from Funniest Wins, Mr. Sydney Castillo! Sydney can come back whenever he wants as he is a total JEANS MACHINE (AKA a Natural Fit). We break down the difference between Ft. Worth and Dallas, defend abusive coaches, Biggie vs Beatles, Dental Updates, OG WYR, plus the most epic TOM or BLACK ever! You are not prepared for the good times wrapped up in the episode! Stay Social!

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0:00.0	Welcome to Yamaha Towns!
0:28.0	You're host Tom Tsigoro on Bh先 Ablezi Thwiski!
0:37.8	I love your jeans, but I'm a tight put your right up
0:41.3	Is shit a lit your whole life blind
0:43.6	Bikes!
0:44.1	Next stop, round talk, yeah better wipe down
0:46.6	Don't hesitate to listen to their mommies with the crown
0:50.1	Oh wipe down, or is the wipe pop?
0:53.1	Oh my god, seriously, build up a sailor shot
0:56.1	Oh yeah, and that's good enough
0:59.1	It's a shot, you've lost them at T28 and trim
1:02.1	I'd say we all be shining, man, honky, yes, why?
1:05.6	Just for the wasn't the old man, all I know, Bikes!
1:09.6	Hey buddy, guess who it is, man, it beats up
1:12.8	Don't spread the knowledge all about the shit
1:15.8	Mommies, see, mommies, see, likes another girl
1:18.4	There's guests watching clips and talking shit
1:20.4	The mommies, they're back
1:22.4	But I want to say this once we call the shout man
1:25.0	Mommies for life, fuck me and I'm rock, go
1:30.9	Ooh, that's hot, okay, fuck you
1:33.4	That was incredible
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