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Planet Porky
Planet Porky
3.8 • 646 Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2021
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Topics on today's episode include: having a low key Christmas, Porky's dental issues, rock's 'Me Too' moment, Roger Taylor's insecurities, the return of the vol-au-vent, speaking with your mouth full, Baileys Irish Cream, choosing a favourite cocktail, Xmas carol services, how to measure intelligence, instinct vs. intellect, working from home, Mike Nesmith, 'men-only' darts nights, why the public are lukewarm for Sir Lewis Hamilton, what constitutes a sport, changing room gender issues, LAJ's favourite public lavatories, and stories of sordid relations in the ladies...it seems someone's having a 'hot flush'. It's the podcast that'll pull your chain but won't drive you round the bend, it's Life on Planet Porky.
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| 0:32.1 | Music Okay, folks, you're listening to the latest episode, latest edition, the latest chapter |
| 0:59.1 | in what goes on on planet Porky. Yes, it's life on Planet Porky with myself, the Portmeister, |
| 1:05.1 | and of course, the Rock Chick-Riter Extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie and Jones. Ms. Jones, how are you this fine day? |
| 1:13.1 | Yeah, I'm good, thanks, Mike. Just getting on with it, cracking on. Not much of a Christmas to look |
| 1:18.6 | forward to, but something of a Christmas, which, you know, I think quite recently we've been |
| 1:23.8 | worrying, haven't we, that there wouldn't be anything at all. Well, we still don't know whether they might be at last minute, you know. |
| 1:28.7 | I mean, you're absolutely right. |
| 1:29.8 | But it's put a terrible damper on it again, I agree. |
| 1:32.7 | I normally really sort of love the build-up to Christmas, you know, the sort of two or three weeks before when the parties were started and everybody's feeling Christmasy. And I've noticed this year, by the way, that even street lighting in town |
| 1:44.8 | seems to have been massively scaled down. I don't know if you've noticed, but certainly near where |
| 1:49.7 | I live in places like Epsom, they used to string them across the road, you know, from side to side. |
| 1:54.7 | And now there's just like a little sort of bit of a decoration on the top of the lampos type thing. |
| 1:59.9 | I think that's a good thing. |
| 2:01.3 | Yeah. |
| 2:01.5 | I think maybe we touched on the fact that nocturnal wildlife is very disturbed by all |
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